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The cheating of the girls….so fucking smart
- interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
- you can kill things by yelling at them
- you can punch bears
- you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
- there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place
Yes shove all the potatoes into pockets
*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*
it never ends
My whole life in a gif.
reblog if u have never given a HECK
I was working on my Twilight Sims household, and upon changing the shirt from a full outfit, this was the result. I realize that vampires sparkle in this series, but this is too much!
who got to decide what words are swear words